I just need to say this.
My Ju is leaving me. This Sunday. It’s Friday. I can’t handle this… I think about this every hour of everyday. No lie.
You know, she got me a watermelon umbrella this week. She saw it with this guy on the street and went through great lengths to get it. She offered a lot of valuable stuff to this guy (actually, the whole story is really funny and Ju-licious). But I’m not gonna tell the whole story yet. You’ll hear about it back home. [UPDATE: I'm in the process of updating this story because it's super important to me]
And she’s leaving me in two days. Make time stop, please. Someone. Anyone.
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